Yesterday I laid incredibly low.....sadly there was no shit tv on whatsoever....so unfair. When Erica came home we bitched and moaned briefly about life and politics and vaginas and then we got up off our own vaginas and went grocery shopping. Wegmans after dark......
What a hell hole. All these angry women...not in the mood to make dinner but troubling themselves anyway. Lots of smug marrieds....who wish they weren't; checking out my best friend and I , as we cruise the salad bar talking to each other like lesbian lovers because it amuses us. It's fun. The staff at Wegmans are incredibly kind...I don't know why. If I worked there...I'd be angrier than my cat when Josh tried to pet him while he was shitting. We came home and made a buffet of delights....and I think that was a wise choice because there was so much before us, we basically only ate a couple bites of whatever and then we were done. We rented Juno...for what it costs to buy skim milk...bastards. That movie is immaculate. I painted my nails spitefully black....because now I can. And I love it. And clearly when I watched porn later I was all about myself. Fierce.
Romance.....thats the next frontier I plan to conquer. One upside (well , up for me) to a bad break-up is that usually .....if you're slightly mentally healthy, you're probably not out there looking for your next great love...but for your next great lover. I don't need FEELINGS right not. Just a lot of lust and chocolate and R&B and a little candle wax and biting. Sadly , this is a time I wish I didn't live in NJ because there's no WAY you're gonna get a decent booty call in these parts. So the only thing to do is cut back on carbs, throw on a pencil skirt and some gloss and get crack a lackin'. So I put on my "Back to Black" album and that's what I fully intend to do. BITCHES!
Now it's off the the Apple store to fight at the Genius Bar.
Stay Tuned
Jac
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